There are three rules every housewife knows: never return a dish empty, always have dinner ready on time, and some things are best kept under the table. After all, you never know who’s listening. You’ve heard whispers of absent husbands? Missing children? Spaghetti Recipes? Or was it scones? You just can’t trust everything you hear through the walls these days. An absurdist queer clown two-hander about surveillance, paranoia, and American womanhood from consecutive three-time Edinburgh Fringe First Award Winners Xhloe and Natasha.